"ma'am, I hate to bother you but my neighbor is using a chain saw at this hour {0306} and I need you to tell him to stop, I mean the noise he is making is between him and god, but I need my sleep...I'm not a rat or anything, I just need him to stop, do you realize it it raining outside, he could slip and get his arm! I get along with my neighbors but I don't want them to know I called, they would hate me more so we will keep this OUR secret, ok? ok, now you have a blessed day and good bye"
YES, pretty much all in one breath with the exception of me being able to obtain her address, this is how the 1-sided conversation went!!
Monday, November 22, 2010
prelude to a Full Moon...
Labels:
crazy law enforcement,
dispatchers,
funny,
life,
people,
police,
stupid
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