9-1-1 state your emergency... "YAH THERE IS A FIRE {gave location} IN A BACK YARD IT LOOKS LIKE"
Disp confirms loc, male voice is highly excited, Disp transfers male over to Fire Dept and listens in for a few seconds....

Fire Disp confirms location and then asks the male caller...."Sir can you see the fire trucks?"  Male caller replies, 'YAH, THEY ARE HERE'

the line then disconnected....**sigh**

a lover...

9-1-1 your emergency....

"I think something is wrong with me, I think someone slipped m something"

ma'am....what happened?

"I just got home on the train from S.F. visiting Pier 39 with a dear friend, I know she didn' do anything, she is a holy roller"

ma'am, what do you think happened?

"I don't know but my rug is waving to me, it's blue shag carpet in my bedroom"

o.k. let transfer you over to medical aid ma'am...

{listen in to ems staff}
ma'am what is happening this evening?

"I think someone spiked my food, I've never felt like this before"

do you feel violent ma'am"

"VIOLENT, I'm not a fighter, I'm a LOVER"

ma'am....

"I also have 2 mini Chihuahua's and they, they, they are talking to me and I feel like talking back"

THIS is when I disconnected!!