male frustrated {after hanging up on a 9-1-1 line} in me calling back and asking questions, clothing, drunk, high, any weapons…
JUST SEND SOMEONE, IF YOU WANNA SEND SOMEONE THEN DO IT, IF NOT THEN DONT, DONT MAKE NO MATTER TO ME {as male is vulgar/yelling/cussing at female in the background} MULTI-Tasking at it’s best!!
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How do you NOT know what your child’s birth date is?
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How you NOT know the person’s last name who fathered your child, WAIT, 3 of them? OR where he “stays”
**that's that's that's all folks**
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
who's on first.....
dispatcher: 9-1-1, state your emergency
caller: who?
dispatcher: this is 9-1-1 ma'am what is your emergency?
caller: huh?
dispatcher: I will only say this one more time {20 minutes into a 14 hr shift} 9-1-1 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY??
caller: what happened?
dispatcher: Ma'am, YOU called the police, what is going on
caller: oh I don't know, I was told to call, and now being told to hang up....CLICK
caller: who?
dispatcher: this is 9-1-1 ma'am what is your emergency?
caller: huh?
dispatcher: I will only say this one more time {20 minutes into a 14 hr shift} 9-1-1 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY??
caller: what happened?
dispatcher: Ma'am, YOU called the police, what is going on
caller: oh I don't know, I was told to call, and now being told to hang up....CLICK
{calling from a non-working Cricket cell phone}
**this is gunna be a LONG night**
Monday, May 10, 2010
matter of fact....
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caller: {loud music complaint} INSISTING, as they are walking farther away from the base of their cordless phone, to ensure faster service, getting as close as they can to the music so you can hear it as well.
dispatcher: I do not need to hear the music ma'am/sir...
caller: what? I can't hear you
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caller: {irritated} well Im a tax paying citizen, therefore I pay your salary so you HAVE to do what I tell you to do...
dispatcher: well, I as well am a tax paying citizen, so that means I ALSO pay my own salary!
caller: hung up
caller: {loud music complaint} INSISTING, as they are walking farther away from the base of their cordless phone, to ensure faster service, getting as close as they can to the music so you can hear it as well.
dispatcher: I do not need to hear the music ma'am/sir...
caller: what? I can't hear you
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caller: {irritated} well Im a tax paying citizen, therefore I pay your salary so you HAVE to do what I tell you to do...
dispatcher: well, I as well am a tax paying citizen, so that means I ALSO pay my own salary!
caller: hung up
Sunday, May 9, 2010
it is what IT IS....
dispatcher: ma'am, what is the problem tonight?
caller: my husband, he is drunk and calling me names..
dispatcher: ma'am, is he in the house with you now? is he threatening you?
caller: he is outside now and has been drinking since yesterday, he is calling me a RETARD!
dispatcher: Ma'am, Im sorry he should not call you names....
caller: well I REALLY AM RETARDED....
**speechless**
caller: my husband, he is drunk and calling me names..
dispatcher: ma'am, is he in the house with you now? is he threatening you?
caller: he is outside now and has been drinking since yesterday, he is calling me a RETARD!
dispatcher: Ma'am, Im sorry he should not call you names....
caller: well I REALLY AM RETARDED....
**speechless**
obviously confused!
dispatcher: what is your address?
caller: I stay here
dispatcher: I don't know where you stay ma'am
caller: Im right here!!
dispatcher: ma'am Im not out there, I can't see you.....{cut off}
caller: YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE TO BE RUDE AND YELL AT ME!
**wow**
caller: I stay here
dispatcher: I don't know where you stay ma'am
caller: Im right here!!
dispatcher: ma'am Im not out there, I can't see you.....{cut off}
caller: YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE TO BE RUDE AND YELL AT ME!
**wow**
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