Sunday, May 9, 2010

it is what IT IS....

dispatcher: ma'am, what is the problem tonight?

caller: my husband, he is drunk and calling me names..

dispatcher: ma'am, is he in the house with you now? is he threatening you?

caller: he is outside now and has been drinking since yesterday, he is calling me a RETARD!

dispatcher: Ma'am, Im sorry he should not call you names....

caller: well I REALLY AM RETARDED....

**speechless**

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